Long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there was a bar. It was called the Animal Bar. Not wishing to associate with the animals within, I used the adjacent door which was the entrance to the Suave Bar.
The sign on the door outlined the Suave Bar’s dress rules: “Minimum attire – thongs and a singlet”. Obviously, the adjoining bar was much more relaxed.
In this part of the world (Far Nor...
